Conversations with My Roommate

Me: Come to the party!

Sam: I think I'm in for the night.

Me: Fine. But you know that makes you lame.

Sam: I! Am! Not! Lame! You know what? Fine. I'll go. But you'll be responsible for making me go out when my hair looks like ass.

Me: I do not see ass.

Sam: Stephanie! Now I don't know if I want to get in a car with you if you're so blind you cannot see the ass on my head!