Alternatives to Humanity
Being a grown-up human being is a drag. I would rather be a:
1. Dinosaur (Pterodactyl acceptable, T. Rex better)
2. Mermaid
3. Unicorn
4. Ghost
5. (The) White Whale
6. Octopus (with a garden)
7. Bottle of Puerto Rican rum
None of these entities--as far as I know--have to fill out a 1040.
posted by Samantha Simpson at 10:43 AM
2 Comments:
Hmm...but aren't mermaids half-human? I'm guessing that the IRS has the same villainous hold upon them as well.
By the way, I'm currently watching Cannibal: The Musical. Your buddy Trey Parker is one screwed up man.
It's a Shpadoinkle day!
8:24 PM
I think Mermaids don't have to fill out 1040 forms because they either live in:
A. A monarchy under King Triton
B. A narco-syndicous commune where each, in turn, acts as sort of an officer for the week. But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs or by a two-thirds majority,...
C. An octopus' garden
In any case, I'd like to think there are no tax forms to fill out.
PS. Is anyone else living on the edge and waiting until the 14th to deal with taxes?
10:32 AM
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