We Will Be America's Next Top Model

snovellasimpson: I'm a whole lotta woman.
seliseburns: Me too.
snovellasimpson: Could we be America's Next Top Models?
seliseburns: Only if those fascists could understand the appeal of Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe.
snovellasimpson: Well, we could prepare our signature number and don our red-sequinned gowns.
seliseburns: Yeah. We should definitely look into doing that.
snovellasimpson: Do you think Tyra Banks walks around thinking she's better than everybody who's bigger than she is?
seliseburns: Probably. Except her mother. Who would beat her.
snovellasimpson: Oh, she so would.
seliseburns: Yep. It's a hard life, being Tyra Banks.
snovellasimpson: Let's send her a sympathy bouquet.
seliseburns: Yeah, I'll get right on that.
snovellasimpson: But then again, she must be stopped.
seliseburns: Well, we could send the bouquet and then pounce on her when she answered the door.
snovellasimpson: Ha!
seliseburns: Then we could take her down to the docks and make her watch a fashion show of big breasted homeless women in newspaper print.
snovellasimpson: Oh boy! "Tell them they're fierce, Tyra. Tell them!"
seliseburns: Ha!
snovellasimpson: And then she'll take us all out for ribs.
seliseburns: Yeah. And then she'll probably start some charity for big breasted homeless women and talk about it on her talk show.
snovellasimpson: Well, we have to take the good with the bad.